by Jack Stapleton, Jr.
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by Jack Stapleton, Jr.
*Now that Missouri’s state legislators are back in special session, are there any optimists out there who believe the session will be special?
*Gov. Bob Holden insists the state’s budget problems can only be solved with a tax increase, which does nothing to increase his popularity except at Republican headquarters.
*Officials decide to halt intense surveillance at the state capital except in areas surrounding the offices of the Missouri Treasury.
*Congress had no problem enacting President Bush’s tax reform proposal mostly because the families that needed the money the most were eliminated.
*The problem with taking an automobile trip through other states is that you have to return home by way of Missouri’s highways.
*The TV networks’ philosophy behind showing previous programs on television is that since you enjoyed them months ago you deserve the chance to enjoy them again.
*An old-timer is someone who remembers when you did your telephoning before you got in the car.