by Jack Stapleton, Jr.
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by Jack Stapleton, Jr.
*The outlook in America is back to normal: none of the issues that supposedly determined the outcome of the last presidential campaign have any relevance today.
* President Bush says he is determined to bring America’s benefits to the citizens of Iraq: high taxes, underfunded programs, inflation, political discord and inflated gas prices.
*The most important requirement to qualify as an American television expert is anyone with the ability of recognizing programs that appeared last season.
*State highway officials say their first priority this spring will be to fix the potholes. Motorists are grateful they finally noticed.
*You know you’re spending too much time watching television when you see the first show of the Seinfeld series for the fourth time this year.
*Officials in Jefferson City are still searching for a way to finance existing programs after July 1, a date that may soon be compared to September 11 and December 7.
*Illegal Meth Production increased 28% in Missouri last year — the greatest gain for any commodity grown.