by Jack Stapleton, Jr.


This website brought to you in part by the following sponsor:

 
 
Find out how to advertise here - Email us! [email protected]
 

by Jack Stapleton, Jr.

*Missouri University’s new president will make more than $350,000 a year, which if he enrolls for a four-year bachelor’s degree should make him a millionaire.

*No one is certain what is actually taught in civil engineering courses, but one of the topics is how to carry out resurfacing projects on roads leading to college football games.

*Most of the support for Missouri Congressman Dick Gephardt’s pursuit of the presidency thus far appears to be coming from Republicans.

*The problem facing disgruntled citizens, fed up with underfunded state programs and lagging services, is that when they move elsewhere thy have to drive across Missouri highways.

*Significant holidays appear to be relative, as witness this year’s late Thanksgiving which has already been widely celebrated by Missouri Republicans.

*America deserves the title of being he world’s greatest gathering of support groups now that one has been formed for anyone who checks his e-mail 200 to 300 times each day.

*Recent fraud investigations reveal there are more criminals on Wall Street than all the prisons in America.