by Jack Stapleton, Jr.
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by Jack Stapleton, Jr.
*With all the detective and criminal programs on television these days, how can our country possibly have any unsolved crimes left?
*The new definition of bravery in America is the ability to discard your unopened 401(k) statements without displaying any anger, anguish or tears.
*President Bush says Iraqis should be allowed to choose their own leaders, a view heartily endorsed by numerous residents of Florida.
*If you can’t find your ailment on one of the numerous hospital programs on television, you may be eligible for several paragraphs in the next medical history book.
*If you don’t count India, Pakistan, Tunisia, Yemen, Kuwait, Indonesia, the Philippines, Algeria, the Congo, Sudan, Chechnya, Israel, Iraq, Iran, Egypt, South Africa, Afghanistan, China, Kashmir, Colombia, Venezuela and Ireland, the world is pretty much peaceful.