by Jack Stapleton, Jr.
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by Jack Stapleton, Jr.
*If voters okay higher cigarette taxes at the November election, Missourians can expect to see persons stationed at intersections bearing signs that say: “Will Work for a Camel.”
*Exactly what kind of an investor would buy stock in a bankrupt company with a president who emphatically proclaims, “I didn’t know the company was in such bad shape.”
*With injuries plaguing the one-time NFL champion Rams, shouldn’t consideration be given to re-naming the club the “St. Louis 4-F’s?”
*President Bush must watch TV’s “The West Wing” in the hope that just one of his problems could be resolved in just 60 minutes minus time out for commercials.
*Apparently that TV advertising guy who keeps asking “Can you hear me now?” has never ever heard the replies of thousands of weary viewers.
*The problem with being married only a few weeks is that much of the time is spent learning about all the bad habits you picked up before the ceremony.
*You may live in some Godforsaken community with few amenities but at least there’s no hurricane in your living room.