Quips by Jack Stapleton, Jr.
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Quips by Jack Stapleton, Jr.
* Rudy Giuliani is named Time magazine’s “Person of the Year.” Moving your girlfriend in with your wife has finally caught on.
* Have drug companies ever considered that dealing with life’s worries and problems might be better than the side-effects of all their tranquilizing drugs?
* After his gig in Afghanistan and surrounding territories, Osama bin Laden can always teach debtors how to escape the long arm of creditors.
* After terrorists, America’s greatest threat to peace and tranquillity may be the network that will pay Katie Couric $16 million a year to read cue cards.
* Television programs have become so suggestive and filled with sexual situations that today’s adults are learning the facts of life from their children.
* When you get right down to it, Christmas isn’t really over until you’ve stored the last tree ornament in a spot you won’t remember next year.
* Richard Reid isn’t the first idiot to give himself a hot foot just to get a little attention.