Quips by Jack Stapleton, Jr.
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by Jack Stapleton, Jr.
*For sheer dramatic pathos, nothing beats the spiel of a car dealer on TV who’s offering you a deal that he promises will bankrupt him.
*To make some improvement in his life, Congressman Gary Condit may want to get a few post- election behavior tips from Al Gore.
*With Gary Condit’s future life still hanging in the balance, he may want to forego this year’s annual Levy family reunion.
*Learning fraud was involved in awarding some McDonald prizes is like discovering Colonel Sanders stole his original chicken recipe.
*Politicians in Washington are just like the rest of us who have promised our mates we’d put all the family’s savings in a lockbox.
*Just two words have doubled the terror experienced by husbands whose wives accuse them of infidelity: Connie Chung.