Quips by Jack Stapleton, Jr.
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Quips by Jack Stapleton, Jr.
*One advantage of the growing number of empty corporate headquarters in St. Louis is there will soon be enough room to accommodate families needing public housing.
*As if George W. didn’t have enough problems, his Dad keeps telling him how to be president and his Mother worries about some of his new friends.
*Al Gore wanted to appear on the new “Survivor” TV show, but the U.S. Supreme Court ruled he couldn’t win an election by his fellow outcasts.
*FBI statistics indicate the nation’s crime-rate decline may be ending now that professional football and basketball players have more time on their hands.
*Highlights of eight years of Bill Clinton include more federal money for research, education, housing and voter registration – with the benefits going to Republicans.
*The Bush administration is expected to give more attention to arms control after all the shots that have been fired over John Ashcroft’s appointment.
*It’s amazing how simple our wants and needs become in the winter: a little more sunshine and warmth than yesterday.