This is Santa, and I just wanted to let you know that Christmas may be a little late this year.
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This is Santa, and I just wanted to let you know that Christmas may be a little late this year. See, after checking all the boxes and tallying them up, I found some problems with the results.
The first resulted showed: 428,534,120 good, 428,523,119 bad. The second result showed: 428,534,118 good, 428,523,121 bad.
So, you see, I can’t with good faith go out and deliver presents while knowing I could have made a mistake. Maybe Little Johnny was good for once; then again, maybe not. So, I have enlisted the help of all my elves and the Mrs. to help do a recount. We hope to have this finished up by 5 p.m. on Dec. 24, but there is a possibility that it might take longer.
You see, the tally cards were not quite clear to me, although I made them myself — I forgot what they meant. You know… “good” and “bad?” And the check marks I used were not all the same, some went left, some went right, some were just a mark, some went through both boxes, and some didn’t even have much of a mark on them. I’ll leave it up to them to decide what I meant.
So, if you wake up on Christmas morning and there are no presents under your tree, at least you can tell the kids the story. Thank you for your patience and understanding in these times.
Santa