Quips by Jack Stapleton Jr.
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by Jack Stapleton Jr.
*No wonder U.S. politicians are so poorly regarded: every four years they have to compete for a TV audience with Olympic athletes – and lose every time.
*In order to keep the public’s attention, maybe Gov. Bush and Vice President Gore could take part in a new Olympic event called throwing the bull.
*The problem with listening to politicians discuss such thorny questions as poor schools and high drug costs is voters eventually realize no one has any valid answers.
*The only conclusion to be reached after watching the 15th rerun of “Survivor” is that your first reaction to the show was the right one.
*The best thing about sending some of our politicians to Washington is knowing that if we elect them to Congress we won’t hear anything from them for years.
*An experienced candidate for public office is like the errant husband who knows that despite the best excuse in the world, no one is going to believe him.
*If football coaches didn’t have the wait-till-next-year excuse, the nation’s jobless rate would be off the charts.