Quips by Jack Stapleton, Jr.
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A review group recommends Bill Clinton be disbarred because of “serious misconduct” in the Paula Jones case. If this catches on, we’ll soon have a major lawyer shortage.
The recently adjourned session of the General Assembly left such a mess at the state Capitol that environmental officials may declare it contaminated.
One down-and-out Missouri farmer believes agricultural income won’t improve until somebody figures out how to computerize the industry and sell it to Microsoft.
You’re really not a seasoned politician until you can outline another plan to improve public education in 50 words or less.
Despite the best safety advice available, Missouri probably can’t solve the problem of “road rage” until citizens stop thinking about the last session of the General Assembly.
If Clinton loses his license to practice law, he can always enhance the concept of truth-in-advertising by replacing Bob Dole as a spokesman for Viagara.
If Charlton Heston played “Moses” again he’d probably refuse the role without his trusty six-shooter strapped one.