Congressional Democrats, after a majority voted against the Gulf War, now offer the excuse that Persian Gulf oil is not as vital to the national interest as Belgrade caviar
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— Americans seem uncertain about the proper strategies to use in Yugoslavia but recommend Clinton carefully read Lyndon Johnson’s 1964 speech “Victory in Vietnam in 1965.”
— Looking on the bright side, at least most of us now know that Kosovo is not a town in Indiana and Albania is not the capital of New York.
— Congressional Democrats, after a majority voted against the Gulf War, now offer the excuse that Persian Gulf oil is not as vital to the national interest as Belgrade caviar.
— Hesitant about supporting the administration’s war plans, congressional Republicans have started questioning Bill’s new support for relaxing gun control.
— Only 35 percent of Missouri voters cast ballots on gun control. That’s the amazing consequence of a democracy: majorities are often made by minorities.
— Regardless of how his sports career turns out, Dennis Rodman will still be a hero to all eight-year-old truants who didn’t show up at school because they couldn’t find their shoes.
— The way to enact John Ashcroft’s proposed amendment against burning Old Glory is to make all flags fireproof.