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The Affordable Boat Act

Posted By Janna On November 18, 2013 @ 10:08 am In Opinion | No Comments

Editor’s note: This piece of satire is being circulated by email on the Internet and, although no source is identified, it is simply too good not to share with you.

The U.S. government has just passed a new law called: “The Affordable Boat Act” declaring that every citizen MUST purchase a new boat, by April 2014. These “affordable” boats will cost an average of $54,000-$155,000 each. This does not include

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