by Freida Marie Crump
Greetings from the Poosey.
I have this theory. It’s unproven, untested and the study was unfunded. In fact, it was researched by an independent investigative firm: me. But in spite of my theory’s complete lack of credentials I’m pretty much convinced that it’s accurate. I call it The Rule of Twenty.
It goes something like this: Your orthopedic surgeon looks at the x-ray of your left