Twas the month before Christmas
when all through the land,
Not enough Christians were praying
nor taking a stand.
Why PC Police had taken away
the reason for Christmas — no one could say.
The children were told by their schools not to sing
about shepherds, the wise men and angels, or such things.
“That might hurt people’s feelings,” some teachers would say,
“December 25th? Why, it’s just another holiday.”