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Poosey Digest: That bastion of peace

Greetings from Poosey.

For a mere $3000 you can make your bathtub vibrate. That’s according to Jennifer Hartman, a Home Depot bath merchant quoted in USA Today. The VibraAcoustic Bath will shake, rattle and roll your soap around the tub with underwater speakers programmed to play your favorite tunes. Ms. Hartman had no comment on why anyone would care to have her bottom blasted by submerged boom box.


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