by Denny Banister
Observations from a man turning 67:
· Girl’s shorts are much shorter.
· You wonder where the hair on your legs went.
· Your body gets brand new skin every three weeks, but it’s still old and wrinkled.
· Coffee no longer keeps you awake.
· Men call you sir and women call you honey.
· Driving 60 miles-an-hour on the interstate is fast enough, and everyone