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Cut to the Chase: Observations of age

by Denny Banister

Observations from a man turning 67:

· Girl’s shorts are much shorter.

· You wonder where the hair on your legs went.

· Your body gets brand new skin every three weeks, but it’s still old and wrinkled.

· Coffee no longer keeps you awake.

· Men call you sir and women call you honey.

· Driving 60 miles-an-hour on the interstate is fast enough, and everyone

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