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The Coonridge Digest: New political party: Don’t Know Nothing and Don’t Care

 by Freida Marie Crump

Greetings from the Ridge.

It’s embarrassing but one of my dear friends is a terrorist. I suppose this will blow my cover and open me up to a CIA investigation but I just can’t hold it in any longer. She’s a genuine terrorist… more dangerous to our national well-being than any bomb-toting frequent flier.

I’ll call her Tina. Tina the Terrorist.

Tina doesn’t believe in politics.

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