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The Coonridge Digest: Winter and its evil companion

by Freida Marie Crump

Greetings from the Ridge.

You can forget everything you read in your almanacs and weather records. Winters are getting longer. I know for a fact that this is the longest winter on record because the meteorological record is stored my bones, and I have my own personal National Weather Bureau ticking away in my sinuses. This winter just will not end.

And with the weather comes

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