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Coonridge Digest: Goin’ through ‘a rough patch’

by Freida Marie Crump

Greetings from the Ridge.

"Freida, somebody’s marked days off the calendar. What am I missin’?"

"Herb, the days are too short to list everything you’re missing. I’m marking off the days ‘til Stimulus."

"You’re pregnant?"

"No, Herb. That takes cooperation. It’s Washington’s economic stimulus. Six hundred bucks coming in May and I’m already making plans for the windfall."

"We each get six hundred bucks?"

"Herb, the

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