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The Coonridge Digest: Want a surprise? Count your sockets!

by Freida Marie Crump

Greetings from the Ridge.

One good thing I can say for Herb… he’s not a profane man. Only the direst circumstances will cause a cuss word to cross his lips and then he makes a feeble attempt to snatch it back.

But the one thing that still jerks an unchecked profanity from his mouth is a blown light bulb. We can both remember a time when

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