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Family Daze: Diet – a four-letter word

by Debbie Farmer

I panicked the day I discovered the only thing that fit me without cutting off my circulation were my shoes.

"Why are you eating your cereal standing next to your chair?" my daughter asked during breakfast. "Why aren’t you sitting down?"

"I can’t."

She looked confused.

"I’m wearing my relaxed fit jeans which means I have to either stand or lean without bending my legs, and take

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