by Freida Marie Crump
Greetings from the Ridge.
Job Opening: Must be at least 35 years of age, a natural born citizen of the United States, and have lived in the U.S. for at least 14 years. Salary: $400,000 per year. Perks: a 125-acre private retreat in the Catoctin Mountains of Maryland, house in Washington D.C. with swimming pool and bowling alley, five full-time chefs, a collection of vintage wine,