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Coonridge Digest: Why didn’t I think of that?

by Freida Marie Crump

Greetings from the Ridge.
It seems like I’ve been just that much too late for every great invention of the last century. They invented the automatic dishwasher just after I’d discovered the joy of paper plates, large-screen TV’s just after I deemed there was nothing worth watching, and now that I’m stuck in this marriage with Herb they come up with the idea for the Exploratory

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