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The Coonridge Digest: Now you’re talkin’

by Freida Marie Crump

Greetings from the Ridge.
“This Saddam?”
“This is Saddam Hussein, exalted ruler of Iraq.”
“Great. Man, you got any idea how hard it was to get your phone number?”
“Who is this”
“Maury Slick. I’m with Tricky, Slimey, and Slick, out of Trenton, New Jersey. You got a minute?”
“Are you an infidel dog?”
“I’m an attorney. You decide. Look Saddam, I’ve got a proposition.”

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