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The Coonridge Digest: Freida Marie’s Trickle Down theory

by Freida Marie Crump

Greetings from the Ridge.

"Herb, I’ve got the plan!"

"What’re you gonna do? Start cooking again?"

"Sweetheart, if I didn’t need somebody to help me lift the microwave to clean, I’d have no use for you at all. Nope, I’m talking about a plan for government."

"Will this one get us arrested?"

"We’ll be given honorary degrees in political science, sweetheart. Listen to this."

"Do I

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