by Freida Marie Crump
Greetings from the Ridge.
It’s the best idea that’ll never work. It’s the perfect solution that’ll never fly.
We’ll call it "The World Tour of the American Family."
The participants are Mary and Todd Smith, and they have two children, Ricky and Deborah. Substitute any name you wish. Chances are you know these folks – a whole lot of these folks – and they go by