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Coonridge Digest: Tap, Tap, Tappin’

by Freida Marie Crump

Greetings from the Ridge.

“Herb, I heard a click.”
“Your knees?”
“On the phone. I told you this would happen. We’ve been wiretapped. The Bush administration has tapped into our line. I was just now talking to Ruth on the phone and I heard this click-click-click.”

“Ruth’s been making that noise ever since she started buying her dentures on EBay.”
“Ruth’s dentures don’t click, they clack.

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