by Freida Marie Crump
Greetings from the Ridge.
“Herb, I heard a click.”
“On the phone. I told you this would happen. We’ve been wiretapped. The Bush administration has tapped into our line. I was just now talking to Ruth on the phone and I heard this click-click-click.”
“Ruth’s been making that noise ever since she started buying her dentures on EBay.”
“Ruth’s dentures don’t click, they clack.