by Freida Marie Crump
Greetings from the Ridge.
I didn’t hear the actual conversation, but if I had the chance it would have gone something like this.
"You say you can terrorize the entire country, bring it to its knees, cripple its commerce and inflate its health care costs with just a single piece of tissue?"
"Absolutely, comrade. For the cost of a single sheet of Kleenex or paper cup