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The Coonridge Digest: Ridiculous

by Freida Marie Crump

Greetin’s from the Ridge.

"Could I help you?"

"I’m here for my appointment with Dr. Charismar."

"Your name?"

"John Kerrey."

"I’ve seen you on television."

"Oh…really? That’s nice."

"Do you sell Buicks?"

"Can he see me now? I have a plane waiting."

"Right this way. Dr Charismar, John Kerrey is here for his appointment."

"Please come in, senator. Would you like to lie down on the

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