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The Coonridge Digest: Land of the free and home of the curly fry

by Freida Marie Crump

Greetin’s from the Ridge.

Personally, I blame it all on the Founding Fathers. It seems that every national holiday has become one more excuse to overeat.

Fourth of July picnics, Memorial Day barbecues, Thanksgiving gorge fests. Give us a holiday and the average American will find a way to gnaw, chew and swallow his way into a numbing coma.

And, our country being democratic even to

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