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When God Created Mothers

Erma Bombeck — From Forever, Erma

Erma Bombeck — From Forever, Erma

When the good Lord was creating mothers, He was into His sixth day of overtime when the angel appeared and said, “You’re doing a lot of fiddling around on this one.”

The Lord said, “Have you read the specs on this order?

“She has to be completely washable, but not plastic;

“Have 180 movable parts…all replaceable;

“Run on

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