By Freida Marie Crump
Greetin’s from the Ridge.
"Herb, could there be a reason that you and I wake up every mornin’ well-rested and dull while the rest of the world gets up tired and interesting?"
"We drink De-Caf."
"No, it’s gotta be more than that. I think it’s our lifestyle. Just look at this house. Boringly normal from one end to another. Everything’s built for practicality."
"That’s why I