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Coonridge Digest: Hang tight, old woman!

by Freida Marie Crump

Greetin’s from the Ridge.

"Freida! What’re you doin’!?"

"I’m gonna burn it."

"That’s your passport!"

"I know it’s my passport. Have you got a match? I think the pilot light’s gone out on the stove."

"Freida, we haven’t had a gas stove for thirty years."

"Oh heck. I forgot. I’m upset, Herb. I’m distracted. Just shoot me and put me out of my misery."

"Why are

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