by Freida Marie Crump
Greetin’s from the Ridge.
I didn’t make it to Michael Jackson’s birthday party.
For thirty bucks, you could attend. Thirty dollars. And up until party time there was still some doubt that the singer would show up. Thirty bucks. But never fear, Michael did appreciate it. His spokesman said "He is very excited, and he’s very touched by this special event." He should be.