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Coonridge Digest: Signs on the door or in the heart

Posted By On August 27, 2003 @ 8:00 am In Opinion | No Comments

by Freida Marie Crump

Greetin’s from the Ridge.

"Uh…excuse me. Is this…I mean…you know, is this…?"

"Heaven?"

"Well…yes."

"Yes. Yes it is. Your name?"

"Redbone. Harvey Redbone."

"Ah yes. I have it right here on my scroll. Coronary?"

"I don’t know. It all happened so fast. But…I mean…are you sure this is the place?"

"We don’t lie in Heaven."

"Oh. I should have known that. But I mean…I don’t see…."

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