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Coonridge Digest: Signs on the door or in the heart

by Freida Marie Crump

Greetin’s from the Ridge.

"Uh…excuse me. Is this…I mean…you know, is this…?"

"Heaven?"

"Well…yes."

"Yes. Yes it is. Your name?"

"Redbone. Harvey Redbone."

"Ah yes. I have it right here on my scroll. Coronary?"

"I don’t know. It all happened so fast. But…I mean…are you sure this is the place?"

"We don’t lie in Heaven."

"Oh. I should have known that. But I mean…I don’t see…."

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