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Missouriana

by Jack Stapleton, Jr.

by Jack Stapleton, Jr.

*America’s obsession with overeating is bound to produce the advent of new restaurants such as Tofu Bell, McBroccoli, Veggies in the Box and Soy Burger King.

*If Defense Department officials are serious about locating the whereabouts of Saddam Hussein, they’ll sign them up for a home-siding sales demonstration.

*Meteorologists swear it’s not possible, but the Iraq War proves U.S. troops can be

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