by Freida Marie Crump
Greetin’s from the Riverboat.
Herb survived the calliope blast and the blonde waitress survived Herb…both by just a smidgeon.
As is always the case with Herb, he can turn a pleasant two-day riverboat cruise into an adventure of Titanic proportions.
We’d booked passage on the Spirit of Peoria and were steamin’ up toward Starved Rock State Park amid a crowd of fifty-some vacationers. It soon became