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Coonridge Digest: I couldn’t have said it better

by Freida Marie Crump

Greetin’s from the Ridge.

“Herb, what’re you eating?”

“A sandwich.”

“What’s that sign on the wrapper?”

“Says ‘Freedom Sub.’”

“Freedom Sub? Where’d you get it?”

“Down at the Jiffy Barn. They just brought ‘em out this week.”

“It’s a plain old ham sandwich with new price, Herb.”

“Just look at this, Freida. The tomato is red, the mayonnaise is white…and…uh…”

“If the meat is blue don’t

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