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Coonridge Digest: Putting things into perspective

by Freida Marie Crump

Greetin’s from the Ridge.

I was so mad I could spit. "Look at that, Herb! It’s me!"

"It ain’t you. You’re shaped like an egg. That gal’s more of a cantaloupe."

"Who else has got a purse like that?"

"Anybody who shops at Walmart. Besides, you’d have known if they were filmin’ you."

"It could of been one of them long distance lens. I’m tellin’ you

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