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Coonridge Digest: What’s best for homeland security

by Freida Marie Crump

Greetin’s from the Ridge.

"Herb, where in the heck are you?"

"In here!"

"Where’s here?"


"Herb, what in the name of all that’s holy have you done to the bathroom door!?"

"I’ve secured it."

"There’s duct tape all over the woodwork that I spent a weekend paintin’!"

"Security measures, sweetheart."

"You duct taped yourself into the bathroom?"

"It’s Homeland Security, Freida."

"You’re gonna sit out

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