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Coonridge Digest: Have a minute?

by Freida Marie Crump

Greetin’s from the Ridge.


FREIDA: Finally! You know how long I’ve been on hold to Iraq?

SADDAM: Who is this? This is high-security phone line!

FREIDA: I appreciate that, ‘cause I hate snoops.

SADDAM: You sound American!

FREIDA: Amen and pass the Pop Tarts! Freida Marie Crump, most fascinatin’ housewife in Coonridge USA.

SADDAM: A housewife? A mere woman housewife!

FREIDA: Look Saddam, do

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