by Freida Marie Crump
Greetin’s from the Ridge.
"Herb, whatta you reckon would happen if everybody told the truth?"
"We’d of been divorced 30 years ago."
"Not us, you nincompoop! We’ve been married too long to lie to each other. I mean the civilized world. What’d happen if everybody made it a New Year’s resolution to just tell the truth and let the chips fall where they may?"