by Freida Marie Crump
Dear President Bush,
Greetin’s from the Ridge. I live in Coonridge but that does not keep me from observin’ the goings-on in Washington and other loud places in the world.
I write to urge you to take a hint from the story of Aunt Mildred. Clam up occasionally.
Okay, I realize that this may not be the most respectful way to start a letter to the