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Coonridge Digest: Good night, Herb! What’ve we come to?

by Freida Marie Crump

Greetin’s from the Ridge.

"Herb, where’d you get this watermelon?"

"At the stop sign."


"The fella had his truck pulled up beside the road and I just picked one up."

"Take it back."

"You can return a watermelon to a movin’ truck, Freida. What’s wrong with it?"

"There’s no seeds."

"I know. It’s a seedless watermelon."

"That’s ridiculous. A watermelon’s gotta have seeds. How’s it

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