by Freida Marie Crump
Greetin’s from the Ridge.
It’s amazing what you can hear if you keep your ears open. An anonymous maid in the Eternal Arms Hotel in Washington, D.C. sent me this conversation she overheard while dustin’ keyholes late one night. The room was occupied by our favorite Midwest senator, Lloyd Pander.
PANDER: Dear Lord, I come to you tonight, frightfully concerned with what’s happened in the California