by Freida Marie Crump
Greetin’s from the Ridge.
"Holy cow, Herb! Your Republican buddies have entered the new century!"
"You’re about to irritate me, aren’t you?"
"Look what it says here! The Bush administration admits that there is such a thing as global warming! You reckon they’ll allow as how the Civil War has ended next week? Suppose anyone’s told ‘em about indoor plumbing? How about the wheel?"