by Freida Marie Crump
The Coonridge Digest by Freida Marie Crump
Greetin’s from the Ridge.
“I am not unpatriotic!”
“Freida, I wouldn’t insult you for the world. I respect your opinions. I worship the ground you walk on unless it’s just been vacuumed, but…” “But what?”
“You’re a traitor.”
“Freida, every red-blooded American has been watchin’ the Olympics night after night, cheerin’ on our brave boys and girls