by Freida Marie Crump
Greetin’s from the Ridge.
This phone call was my only New Year’s resolution. I’ve long since abandoned any hope of keepin’ resolutions on self-improvement, and instead have cruised out into the much more enjoyable world of improvin’ others.
"This is Murdock."
"I can’t believe this! This is THE Clifford Murdock?" "Speaking. Could you make it quick? I’ve got meetings all day and… The Clifford Murdock who’s