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Quips by Jack Stapleton, Jr.

Quips by Jack Stapleton, Jr.

* You know you’re getting older when you can remember when Russia was America’s mortal enemy, and you’re approaching senility if you can still recall when it was Germany.

* You’re also getting along in years if you can remember when the most dreaded piece of mail you could receive was a letter from the Internal Revenue Service.

* The

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